We also all have the same roll of fat below our belly buttons, provided by God and Darwin to protect the uterus, and it casts a shadow over our crotch. Most women just look like their torsos were sliced toward the bottom. Men naturally have more muscular butts their default is toned, even as they get older, which is so unfair. It's around then that I start making some fresh observations about the human form. I stand on my deck watching the rain and their 80 to 100 butt cheeks all in a row as they cram into the bar, chatting and laughing and probably casually touching their genitals to each other's thigh areas. Forty to 50 middle-aged naked people are running to the beach bar for shelter. But then it starts to rain, so I rush back toward my room-at the same time everyone else on the nude side also dashes for cover.
Like a wuss, I start the vacation proper by reading in a hammock on the prude side. I Went to FetishCon and Here\'s What Happened
